3. You get an email from a candy company telling you that they will send you 6 pounds of delicious chocolate if you blog about their product. When you get the product and try it you realize that it is the worst chocolate that you have ever tasted. What do you do?

Most likely I would have said no in the first place because I am a diabetic, but for the sake of argument lets pretend that I would say yes to their offer.  If the chocolate came and tasted that bad, I would call up the candy company and tell them how much I disliked their candy.  I would also ask, if they would like for me to ship back the chocolate.


4. Texting while driving is one of the most dangerous and annoying things someone could do. Yet, what would you do if you were driving and listening to the radio when the announcer says that he will give $10,000 to the first person with your name that texts a message to him?

I have a hard time texting even when I am not driving….in this case though I would do like I usually do, ask my daughter to do the texting for me. 

5. You’ve been invited to your boss’s house for a dinner party. It’s dark out and there is poor lighting when you get there. As soon as you get inside you realize that you have stepped in dog poop and you have tracked into your boss’s house. What do you do?

I would pretend that I had to get something out of my car so I could wipe the poo that was on my shoe onto the grass.  Then I would not say a word, and hope the boss would not notice.  It was probably his dog’s poo I stepped in anyway.

6. You are at a restaurant waiting for your food to arrive. You’ve waited nearly 30 minutes since the moment you placed your order when your food finally shows up. There is a hair on the top of the food. Do you send it back and wait another 30 minutes or do you deal? 

Oh!  I would send it back.  There is no way I would eat hairy food, especially when it was not my own hair.

7. If you had the power to do so, what would be the one question that you would like to ask anyone who reads this? 

What their answers to number 1 and 2 would be. 

Today we ripped this meme off a blogger and blog named

Sunday Stealing: The Trivia About Me Meme

Opening…

Do you get regular massages?

No

Do you have an answering machine?

No

What cuss word do you use the most?
 
I try not to cuss, but I have to admit the one I use the most is “Shit”
 
Are you underweight or overweight?
 
Overweight
 
Can you see your veins?
 
Yes, however even though they are visible they still stuck BIG TIME when it comes time for an IV.

Favorite…

Soap?

Anything with Lavender in it. 


Fruit?

naner

Kind of red meat?

Anything that comes from a cow, that is in the shape of a ribeye, that is cooked rare with sprinkle of blue cheese on top.

Fish?

salmon

Candy bar?

I do not eat candy anymore, but when I did, it was a tie between an almond joy and a kit kat.

Have You Ever…

Eaten a whole bag of potato chips?

That would be a no.

Eaten lobster?


mmmmm yesssss, good stuff!

Climbed a mountain?

Part of one

Been skydiving?

Why in the world would I want to jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

Been water skiing?

If by water skiing you mean, being drug behind a boat as I hung onto a rope, and had gallons of lake water streaming into my mouth, then yes, I have been water skiing.

Wish you could change something about your life?

Nope!  All of the parts make a whole.  With out those things, the good and the bad, I would not be who I am today. 
 
Like your nose?



When it is not dripping snot from allergies, which is all the time, so I guess I really do not like it.

Like salt and vinegar chips?

Love ’em!

Eat salsa?

Yep, my grandma’s home made salsa mostly.

Own a boat?

No way!  I get sea sick very very easy.

A small thing that people let slide but that actually has dire consequences?

Saying things that hurt other people’s feelings.  Words do damage.

Your most macho trait?

This one is hard, I am a girly girl.  I guess liking to argue, but not as much as I used to.

The longest relationship you’ve ever had?

Fourteen years.

Your most embarrassing thoughts?

Oh geez!  Those are very private.

Your most shameful moment?

After I tried to kill myself in May, I went into a coma, when I was coming out of the coma apparently, I became violent.  I had to be restrained.  I do not recall any of that, but when I finally became aware of my surroundings, I overheard the guards in my room talking about how I had behaved.  It made me feel ve
ry bad and ashamed, even though I obviously was not in my “right” mind when I did those things.
 
This/That…

Bath/Shower?

Bath
 
Markers/Crayons?

crayons, I cannot poke my eye out with them.

Pens/Pencils?

Pens

Jelly/Cream Cheese?

cream cheese

Bagel/Toast?

toast

My greatest weakness is…my emotions

I wish I was…mentally healthy

Three things I wouldn’t do for a million dollars are…cheat on my husband, be mean to my daughter, eat poo

The oddest thing I’ve ever put in my mouth is…these little tiny baby octopus

Credit card you had?

Visa

Loan you got was for?

Car

Paycheck was for how much?

I have not worked in fourteen years, so I cannot remember

Time you had stitches?
About five years ago, after a foot surgery.  I hated them.  I almost took them out myself, but my husband would not let me.  Something about blood and things coming out that should not.

Time you went to the hospital for something?
About three weeks ago.  I spent six days in the hospital for a very bad asthma attack.  I got to go home on Christmas Eve.

Lasts…

List everything you ate in the last 24 hours?

Last thing you used a credit card for?

American Girl stuff.

What was your job previous to the one you have now?

I have been a domestic engineer for 14 years, before that I was a secretary.

Last thing you celebrated?

The last thing I celebrated was something personal.  I was able to leave my “safety area” for hours and not feel anxious.

Last time you were at a sports bar?

I do not even remember.  It has been that long.

Unconscious Mutterings

Free association is described as a “psychonanalytic procedure in which a person is encouraged to give free rein to his or her thoughts and feelings, verbalizing whatever comes into the mind without monitoring its content.” Over time, this technique is supposed to help bring forth repressed thoughts and feelings that the person can then work through to gain a better sense of self.

That’s an admirable goal, but for the purposes of this excercise, we’re just hoping to have a little fun with the technique. Each week I’ll post ten words to which you can respond to with the first thing that comes to mind. 

“Rules are, there are no rules.” There are no right or wrong answers. Don’t limit yourself to one word responses; just say everything that pops into your head.

I say … and you think … ? 

1. Weak ::  Me
2. Flashy :: pinkie rings 
3. Sack ::  potato
4. Business ::  none of your
5. Purple ::  my favorite color
6. Fan :: oriental
7. Airline ::  Eastern
8. Guide ::  medicine
9. Lunch :: date
10. Exercise ::  ugh!!