It Was Probably His Dog's Poo I Stepped In Anyway

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Welcome to Monday Mayhem, where no two Mondays are the same.
Today’s meme is the scenario meme. For each prompt, simply write your best answer.
1. You see a strange car pull up to your neighbor’s house every day at lunch time. You accidental glance into the window of the house and notice that your ‘happily married neighbor’ is fooling around! What do you do?

I tell my husband.  Our neighbor is a young man that we have known for fourteen years.  As he has grown up he has spent a lot of time at our house.  He was raised by his grandparents, and did not have his own father around most of the time.  He and my husband have a good relationship.  So after I tell my husband, he would find a way to speak to our neighbor about what is going on and try and find out why he is doing what he is doing.  From there, whatever the answers are my husband would do his best to help our neighbor make the proper decisions.

2. You are at the mall and a mom with really annoying screaming little kids is walking in front of you. She goes to give her kids a quarter for the giant gum ball machine and she accidentally drops a $10 bill and doesn’t realize it. What do you do?
  
I would give it back to her.  For me $10 sometimes represents a lot of money.  I would hate to think that she really needed that $10 for something and did not have it anymore.  Plus, in the past people have given me back money I have accidentally dropped, I see it as paying it forward.

3. You get an email from a candy company telling you that they will send you 6 pounds of delicious chocolate if you blog about their product. When you get the product and try it you realize that it is the worst chocolate that you have ever tasted. What do you do?

Most likely I would have said no in the first place because I am a diabetic, but for the sake of argument lets pretend that I would say yes to their offer.  If the chocolate came and tasted that bad, I would call up the candy company and tell them how much I disliked their candy.  I would also ask, if they would like for me to ship back the chocolate.


4. Texting while driving is one of the most dangerous and annoying things someone could do. Yet, what would you do if you were driving and listening to the radio when the announcer says that he will give $10,000 to the first person with your name that texts a message to him?

I have a hard time texting even when I am not driving….in this case though I would do like I usually do, ask my daughter to do the texting for me. 

5. You’ve been invited to your boss’s house for a dinner party. It’s dark out and there is poor lighting when you get there. As soon as you get inside you realize that you have stepped in dog poop and you have tracked into your boss’s house. What do you do?

I would pretend that I had to get something out of my car so I could wipe the poo that was on my shoe onto the grass.  Then I would not say a word, and hope the boss would not notice.  It was probably his dog’s poo I stepped in anyway.

6. You are at a restaurant waiting for your food to arrive. You’ve waited nearly 30 minutes since the moment you placed your order when your food finally shows up. There is a hair on the top of the food. Do you send it back and wait another 30 minutes or do you deal? 

Oh!  I would send it back.  There is no way I would eat hairy food, especially when it was not my own hair.

7. If you had the power to do so, what would be the one question that you would like to ask anyone who reads this? 

What their answers to number 1 and 2 would be. 

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