This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color of cooked crab, and the number 544.

1. It’s the first of April, do you play April Fool’s jokes on anyone?

Here’s the deal…..I cannot answer that question because the person I plan on torturing tomorrow sometimes reads my blog.

2. Do you like to eat sardines?

Yes, I like canned sardines and I really enjoy fresh sardines.

3. Have you ever played racketball?

No, it scares me. I have this thing about balls flying very fast toward my face.

4. If eating at a fast food joint that has a dollar menu, do you order a bunch of different dollar items or just go ahead and get a regular meal?

regular menu

5. Have you ever taken a brand new pencil and sharpened it in an electric sharper until it was almost gone just because you were bored?

No, I would never do that. However, I have encouraged my children to, so that we could see what would happen

8. If marijuana is legalized, do you think it should have a luxury tax added onto it?

yeah, if cigarettes and alcohol do, then it should as well.

9. What’s the oddest thing you have sitting on your computer desk right now or where ever it is you may be sitting with a laptop (you could be sitting at a Starbucks with an alien from Mars for all we know

my leopard print snuggie, I am on the couch.

10. Have you ever bumped into a former lover and found out they were now gay or straight depending on your relationship with them?

Nope!

11. Have you ever held owned a tarantula?

My son did. It was big and hairy.

One time right before I was to have foot surgery, his tarantula escaped. So I had a horrible vision, that I was laying on the couch with my foot elevated on pillows. I wake up from a nap and that hairy monster would be sitting on my chest. After the vision, I informed him that he better find it because if I did, I would SMUSH it!

12. Shower- curtain, door, walk-in, or do you just roll around in the dirt to get the stink off?

door

13. Which commercial is the most annoying to you on TV or radio?

Those stupid viagra commercials where the guys are playing their guitars destroying an old song by turning it into a viagra jingle.