The Queen's Tuesday Meme – You should not slobber

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The What Not Meme

People are always giving advice on what NOT to do in this situation and that situation. I’ve had it with the know-it-alls this week. I’m switching it up.
It’s your turn to be the expert. Answer what NOT to do in the following situations.
It’s your spin on potential societal blunders (and a few quirky scenarios you might find yourself in). You didn’t think I’d leave my quirk home now did ya?
Have at it.


What NOT To Do when you’re…..

1. On a first date You should not fall asleep. (which my husband did during the movie we were seeing)

2. Intoxicated You should not go on a first date.

3. In the shower You should not pee.

4. At your ex’s wedding You should not go to it in the first place.

5. In jail You should not smart off to the strongest inmate.

6. being stalked having been stalked….You should not go anywhere alone.

7. Stuck to an igloo You should not touch the igloo with your tongue.

8. In sewing class You should not threaten to sew someone’s lips shut.

9. Asleep in a helium balloon You should not have a needle in your pocket.

10. At a birthday party for twins You should not get them each the same gift.

11. On a nude beach You should not stare at someone’s ummmm….private parts.

12. At the opera You should not sing along loudly.

13. you’re falling in love You should not run away.

14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town You should not stop and get gas.

15. Having a baby You should not yell obscenities at the doctor because you think he is taking too long to wash his hands and you have to push (something I did).

16. On fire You should not run around yelling “I am on fire”!

17. Lost at the mall I get lost a lot….You should not move from the spot you are in.

18. At a single’s dance You should not come with a date.

19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike You should not even being doing this in the first place.

20. Driving your significant other’s car You should not go out with the person you are having an affair with in your significant other’s car.

21. Being robbed at gunpoint You should not attempt to joke with the robber

22. Kissing You should not slobber on the person you are kissing.

23. Paying the hotel cashier You should not attempt to pay with foreign money.

24. Buying lingerie You should not take your children.

24. Commenting on a blog You should not spam.

25. In Queen Mimi’s dungeon You should not toilet paper the dungeon, it makes the Queen very unhappy.

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