April Fool’s Day is next week, and I believe it happens to be one of Anna’s favorite Holidays. I think it is because it is day devoted to being mean to her mother, which happens to be me. For obvious reasons I have not been up to it for the last few years. This year is different. I am ready to get even with Anna for several years’ worth of April Fool’s pranks. I have thrown the gauntlet down.
The problem is I have only come up with one prank so far. I am going to take all the left shoes of her shoe pairs. She leaves them laying all over the place so it should be easy to do.
What I need is some ideas for other pranks to play on her. The only rules to the pranks are they cannot cause her pain, or hurt her feelings. If ya’ll would leave some ideas for some good natured pranks to play on my daughter in the comments I would appreciate it.
Help me be sneaky, Neighbors!
Jello pudding under the pillow. EVERYONE puts their hand under their pillow at some point!!! Honey on her favorite dining room chair (if you have wood or some other non absorbent substance.) Picture of a really ugly East Indian young man from the internet that you can write a biography for and show to her as an application for an arranged marriage. Clear tape on the shower head. Vaseline on the taps in the bathroom. Ketchup in favorite shoes. Hot sauce mixed in with the sauce for meatloaf. 🙂 I have never, ever participated in April Fools day… but I have an imagination from hell muahahahahaaaaa!
.-= Enguardia´s last blog ..I’m UP seriously I’m totally up almost! =-.
Jello pudding under the pillow. EVERYONE puts their hand under their pillow at some point!!! Honey on her favorite dining room chair (if you have wood or some other non absorbent substance.) Picture of a really ugly East Indian young man from the internet that you can write a biography for and show to her as an application for an arranged marriage. Clear tape on the shower head. Vaseline on the taps in the bathroom. Ketchup in favorite shoes. Hot sauce mixed in with the sauce for meatloaf. 🙂 I have never, ever participated in April Fools day… but I have an imagination from hell muahahahahaaaaa!
.-= Enguardia´s last blog ..I’m UP seriously I’m totally up almost! =-.
Dear Friends, Happy Fool’s Day!!
A rabbi and a priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says, “So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi.
Just look at our cars.
There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt.
This must be a sign from God!”
Pointing to the sky, he continues, “God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth.”
The priest replies, “I agree with you completely.
This must surely be a sign from God!”
The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, “And look at this!
Here’s another miracle!
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune.”
The priest nods in agreement.
The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest.
The priest, baffled, asks, “Aren’t you having any, rabbi?”
The rabbi replies, “Nah… I think I’ll wait for the police.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Dear Friends, Happy Fool’s Day!!
A rabbi and a priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly, neither of the clerics has a scratch on him.
After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest’s collar and says, “So you’re a priest. I’m a rabbi.
Just look at our cars.
There is nothing left, yet we are here, unhurt.
This must be a sign from God!”
Pointing to the sky, he continues, “God must have meant that we should meet and share our lives in peace and friendship for the rest of our days on earth.”
The priest replies, “I agree with you completely.
This must surely be a sign from God!”
The rabbi is looking at his car and exclaims, “And look at this!
Here’s another miracle!
My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine did not break.
Surely, God wants us to drink this wine and to celebrate our good fortune.”
The priest nods in agreement.
The rabbi hands the bottle to the priest, who drinks half the bottle and hands the bottle back to the rabbi.
The rabbi takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap on, then hands it back to the priest.
The priest, baffled, asks, “Aren’t you having any, rabbi?”
The rabbi replies, “Nah… I think I’ll wait for the police.”
Happy April Fool’s Day!