Welcome to Friday Funnies! I thought it would be fun to send out some jokes, funny quotes and even funny pictures every Friday. I think it will be a good way to get us geared up for the weekend. I got the idea from Maria at Conversations With Moms who sends out humorous stuff every Sunday.
Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A. Spring-time!
Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?
A. A bee (B) comes after it!
Q.If a rooster laid an egg on the tip of the roof, which way would the egg roll?
A.Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q. Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
A. The outside
Spring Break
Spring break—that’s when kids work on their tans and teachers work on their sanity.
Spring break—that’s when kids go wild someplace other than school.
Spring break – is when the only thing kids study is each other.
The college kids call it spring “break.” Their parents, however, call it spring “broke.”
Spring break – is when teenagers give their swimsuits a dry run.
Spring break—that’s when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to Florida and relax.
Thousands of college kids head south to vacation on a shoestring. Or at least that’s what they wear on the beach.
Spring break is when the nation’s college kids demonstrate to the world how much they’ve learned.
hee hee! Spring time 🙂
.-= Enguardia´s last blog ..Moving Forward on the Journey =-.
LOL I am glad you liked the jokes
hee hee! Spring time 🙂
.-= Enguardia´s last blog ..Moving Forward on the Journey =-.
LOL I am glad you liked the jokes
Haha, love it – thanks for brightening my day!
.-= bubbleboo´s last blog ..The Food Thing =-.
I was hoping people would like the jokes. I hope to do this once a week.
Haha, love it – thanks for brightening my day!
.-= bubbleboo´s last blog ..The Food Thing =-.
I was hoping people would like the jokes. I hope to do this once a week.
Thanks for the laughs. Great theme.
.-= Maria @ Conversations with Moms´s last blog ..The Email I read too late =-.
I am glad you enjoyed them. Thank you for being so gracious about me stealing your idea. I have enjoyed looking for jokes.
Thanks for the laughs. Great theme.
.-= Maria @ Conversations with Moms´s last blog ..The Email I read too late =-.
I am glad you enjoyed them. Thank you for being so gracious about me stealing your idea. I have enjoyed looking for jokes.