1. Who is the craziest person in your family?

The obvious answer would be my brother, but I am beginning to think my mother is, or maybe me. I do have official papers that say I am.

2. If you could make turtle shells any color you wanted, what color would turtles be?

warm fall colors, burnt orange, that pretty purple for the fall, dark browns.

3. How fast do hotcakes sell?

really fast if it is cold outside

4. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

No, by the time they cook the drunk person to the proper tenderness, all the alcohol will have cooked off.

5. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver’s license?

Duh! Of course you would!

6. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?

The corner

7. Do you make stupid little baby noises when talking to your pets?

No comment.

8. Is the light on in the room?

yes

9. Did the voice tell you that the light is on in the room?

no comment

10. If you were to name an alcoholic drink, what would it be called?

Goosey Loosey