This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen’s demon spawns (teenagers), the color of snowflakes, and the number 7200.

They are 15 and 13… that is your warning.

And thanks to Bud for reminding us that it was time.

1. Why are computer mouses called mouses?

Because it has a tail?

2. If a guy has no money and he goes into a bar does he get kicked out?

Yes, or if he drank his drinks first then he would be arrested.

3. Why does Taryn hate rat terrier puppies?

Because they bark too much, and nibble at your ankles.

4. Why do polar bears not moo?

Because they have not been body snatched by cows

5. Why do people let doves fly at their weddings?

No idea, but I would be afraid one would poo in my eye as I looked at the in the sky.

6. Why are no two snowflakes alike?

To make them more interesting?

7. Why do people want things that don’t work? (ads in newspapers – like junk batteries wanted)

In the case of batteries, you can sell used ones that do not work for about $10 a piece to places that dispose of them properly.

8. Why do we have to wear shoes at school?

Because people have germs on their feet and you can catch all sorts of gross, painful, itchy, and oozing funguses and illnesses from other people’s foot germs.

9. Why do people wear socks with sandals?

They are usually old, like your mother, and have no fashion sense.

10. Why do we always want bear hugs?

They feel good.

11. Why do dogs lick people’s toes? And why do they like to lick lotion?

 They are licking your toes to remove the toe jam and to remove the foot germs, and they must lick the lotion to get the taste of foot out of their mouth.

12. Why do people get this little thing pierced – as she points to the little thing on her ear.  

No idea!

13. Why do dogs like to eat out of litterboxes?

My brother is a vet and he explained this to me.  Cat food is high in protein and so is their poop, dog really really like high protein foods.  So it makes cat poo appealing to them.

14. Have you ever eaten a sandwhich that had really weird things in it?

yes, have you

15. Why isn’t snow purple?

 Because that would be annoying

16. When the earth was made why was the sky made blue?

The sky is blue because of how the sun light is refracted through out atmostphere

17. Why do cats like laser lights?

Let’s face it….cats are not really all that intelligent

18. When someone invented Santa Clause, why did they make him fat?

Fat people are supposed to be jolly, I seemed to missed out on my fair share of jolly.  Maybe Santa Clause took mine.

19. What do you think Santa does when he’s not making toys?

Seeing who is naughty and  nice.

20. Why is it that suddenly I don’t care anymore?
 
Because you have reached the time in your life when you are hormonal, THINK you know everything and are the bane of your parents existence.

21. Why are the healthiest things for you most expensive?

It is a conspiracy by the drug companies, if we really got healthy, we would need less prescriptions, then they drug companies would lose money.

I did warn you….