1. I, Mimi Pencil Skirt Peace Woman, have officially declared war on Valentine’s Day. If I see one more chocolate rose covered in stupid red tin foil paper I’m gonna have a fit. What did you get for Valentine’s Day?
My husband cooked for the day
2. What will you miss most about Valentine’s Day?
my husband cooking
3. What could you have done differently yesterday to make the day sweeter?
nothing
4. How many roses make a dozen?
12
5. You and your love are getting matching tattoos for Valentine’s Day. What will they be?
They would be fake wash off tatoos that are shaped like hearts
6. My kingdom for a man who can spell. I am so tired of getting text messages from college educated 45 yr old men like …..I miss u ….wat up?…. B there by 8… or the ever popular U home? Does your significant other have an annoying cute little habit you’d like to break?
This is not cute, but I want him to break the habit of Farting in public.
7. What did you get someone for Valentine’s Day, if I may ask?
nothing
8. No one is looking. I promise.
Write one word on this candy heart you’ve been dying to say to a romantic connection from your past. I will not tell.
rotinhell
9. Be a poet. Write a 4-line poem starting with Roses are red….
Roses are read,
violets are purple,
I am going to bed,
wearing my pajamas of lurple
10. What song best describes your Valentine’s Day experience this year?
I cannot think of one
11. I, Mimi Grumpy Skirt, am so glad this meme is almost over. This is my final question. I made it eleven questions in honor of the 11 roses I didn’t receive. Aren’t they lovely? This is my final final question, Regis:
Two cupids are in a knock down drag out fight on the floor of the Senate. One is a constituent from Venus, the other from Mars.
What is the name of the legislation are they fighting over?
OMG I am too sick to think of answer for this one