Welcome to the February 4th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
We pick a subject, and your job is to interpret it anyway you want. Write about it on your blog… simple as that. Maybe you can interpret it as a picture – we don’t care!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the color of doom, and the number 999.
1. You walk into a room, someone turns and looks at you and laughs. What do you do?
I walk back out the door and leave.
2. You find an egg, take it home and keep it warm. It hatches. What type of dinosaur is it? Do you keep it and name?
Knowing how things usually work for me, it will be something that likes to eat people. No, I would not keep it. I have too many animals as it is.
3. Which superhero would you want to be related to and why?
I would like to be related to one of the Wonder Twins. I just always thought it was cool that they had these neat rings and could touch them together and say “Wonder Twin Powers, Activate!”
4. A drunken sailor comes up to you on the pier…he begins harassing you in a most repulsive way….what’ll be your defense?
I would use my big book of pirate insults to humilate him. He would end up curling up into the fetal position because of my witty insults and then I could make my get away.
5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you’re encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument…you grab the microphone and sing…..
5. Entering a CLASS A piano bar, you’re encouraged to sing atop the grand instrument…you grab the microphone and sing…..
The Cuppy Cake Song. It is the only song I can remember right now.
6. If you were a character in a Dr. Seuss book/movie, who would you be and why?
I would be the Grinch. Not really sure why except he seems sad like me.
7. If you have just been called to be a substitute in the Winter Olympics for your country (apparently everyone else was busy), what sport(s) will you compete in?
I would participate in the one where you ride a sled really fast down a tube thing. I think it is called bob sledding.
8. Did the audience from the piano bar in question #5 applaud when you were done with your song?
No, I was thrown out.
Questions 4 & 5 were contributed by Hootin’ Anni. Thanks Anni! If you would like to submit your own TT questions, email us at thursdaythunks@gmail.com