1. What do you read when you are sitting on the toilet?
 
Books and more books and if I do not have any books available, shampoo bottles.
 
2. Do you pee in the shower?
 
Not as an adult……
 
3. Do you always wash your hands after you use the toilet?
 
YES!
 
4. Do you allow someone to come into the bathroom while you are using the toilet?



 Yes, the only way I can prevent that is if I lock the doors.

5. Do you clean your shower in the nude?

 I have been known to.  If I clean the shower right before I am going to use it, then sometimes nude is easier. 

 
6. When you use the toilet at someone else’s house do you go through their medicine cabinet and/or their bathroom cabinets and drawers?
 
not anymore…
 
7. For the Men…Have you ever left the toilet seat up on purpose to irritate the woman in your life?
 



8. For the Women…Have you ever fallen into the toilet because someone left the toilet seat up?
 
More times than I care to remember

 
9. Do you courtesy flush?
 
It is a rule in my house, I do not appreciate left overs.
 
10. Do you light a match or a candle or spray an air freshner when you are finished pooping?
 
Another rule, air freshner must be used as well as the fart fan.
 
11. Have you ever fallen asleep on the toilet?
 
Yes, many times.  My medicine makes me so sleepy sometimes, that I do fall asleep on the toilet. 
 
12. What is the strangest thing you have ever flushed down the toilet?